Mowing patterns

Readers looking for helpful gardening tips will be disappointed. Yes, it's good to vary your mowing patterns so you don't wear out the grass, and a mulching mower will give better results if you mow in a counter-clockwise direction. What I really want to mention, however, is that there is this certain place in the yard where, every week this summer while I am mowing, a bug crawls into my shirt collar and down my back, but today it happened in a different part of the yard. This is of great import, so I am making a record of it here.